Dan & Nariko throw stale Valentine's Day chocolates at each other hoping to get one lodged in the other's throat while debating most metal breakup songs & romantic couples.
Dan & Nariko battle each other armed with nothing other than petrified cats while debating the most metal Ikea furniture & love god or goddess.
Dan & Nariko battle over who jumps into the pit of rapey clowns while debating most metal fast food commercials & monster trucks. Special appearances by the rapey clownings of Mr. Cooper and Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
Dan tries to stab Nariko through the temple in an attempted lobotomy while arguing the most metal famous chef & mental disorder.