Dan & Nariko try to impale each other on flaming dildos while debating Saturday morning cartoons & D&D character classes.
This week, Dan attempts to stab Nariko in the back but misses his critical hit, allowing Nariko to unicorn him with a red hot glass rod. Also, they debate the most metal natural disaster & savory pie.
Dan & Nariko are taking this holiday to wish you a very metal Christmas with this bonus episode to determine the most metal of all holiday movies.
From Dan's rescinding of Wavy Gravy to Alfred the Great, Dan & Nariko get into the most metal of the popular dessert and those known for taxation without representation.